WARNING!  THAR BE SPOILERS HERE!!  This is a review, after all... and I plan to tear this one a new asshole.  ( Bend THIS bitches! )

I have a profile on OkCupid.  I have had it for YEARS.  I update it every now and then and change things to keep it fresh.

Recently I added this to the section "I spend a lot of time thinking about... "

- Why has no one figured out a Heisenberg compensator so we can actually have transporters? Damn me for being funny and pretty and not crazy ( Read more... )

The man who laid me off at Amgen... no longer works there ( Read more... )

Here.. post this in your LJ ( Read more... )

Ever have something that you know needs to be done, but you're so comfortable in limbo that you don't want to do it? You should have done it ages ago, when it would have been much easier on everybody ( Read more... )

http://ankhutenshi.livejournal.com/123348.htmlRead more... )

So last night I had to call the police on my neighbors. They had a Karaoke/Dance Party/Live Band going on. They had to be houses away from me, but they were SO DAMN LOUD, especially when the live band took over, that my windows would rattle ( Read more... )

If any of you have a MySpace account and want to beat it into someone's head that just emailing a girl over and over and over again to tell them how great you are is NOT the way to a woman's heart ( Read more... )

I have a MySpace account. It is ONLY for my friends and loved ones. I do not randomly friend anyone!

Keeping this in mind... I got this in my inbox today:

When you see someone you like and you'd like to get to know it becomes difficult all of a sudden reaching that person. I think you are everything any sensible man would die for ( Read more... )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6BKR4cTmAg

If I were John Walsh, I'd be soaking that hand in some disinfectant. I'm so very VERY not happy with the world today. Just not at all.

"North America Man/Boy Love Association... also known as ... Congress"
-- Jon Stewart

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